O What A Night by Elizabeth Monacelli
(to the tune of O Holy Night)

O what a night
a fire was wildly blazing
and all the town was lost by a huge cloud of smoke

Then came the boys
Johhny, Chet, and Roy
to save the day with their squad, masks, and hose

Meanwhile at Rampart the doctors patiently wait, for EKG strips and a
signal from Gage

O what a night
the boys put up a fight
to save this child
from harm
to much success
and then
Gage FELL
but even though the night ended well!