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TOP 5 THINGS YOU'LL NEVER HEAR AT RAMPART

 

"I have to improve my bedside manner." (Morton)

"Johnny, the nurses at Rampart have filed sexual harassment charges against you." (Dixie)

"I'd like to get a second opinion" (Patient)

"Tell the lab I need these, oh, whenever they can get around to it." (Brackett)

"Hey, just give the patient whatever you want" (Brackett)
 

 

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