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TOP 10 THINGS YOU'LL NEVER HEAR JOHNNY SAY

"I'm taking a vow of celibacy."

"Her looks aren't important, I like her for who she is."

"I'm not going in there!"

"Short back and sides, please, barber."

"Cap, I just think it's too dangerous for me to try that rescue"

"You know Roy, I just don't feel like hamburgers today"

"I know she's beautiful, but she's not my type."

"That's okay Roy, I'll buy today."

"I do"  

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