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Those of you who STILL watch cartoons will recognize the premise from Animaniacs. 

Good idea: Using climbing gear to rescue people from a cliff.
Bad idea: Using Chet's suction cup shoes to rescue people from a cliff.

Good idea: Letting Mike run the station's flags up the flagpole every morning.
Bad idea: Letting Mike run the crew's undershorts up the flagpole every morning.

Good idea: Having Dr. Brackett's medical sense.
Bad idea: Having Dr. Brackett's clothes sense.

Good idea: Letting Johnny Gage plan a rescue attempt.
Bad idea: Letting Johnny Gage plan your family's vacation.

Good idea: Drinking a nice cold beer.
Bad idea: Drinking the pull tab from that nice cold beer.

Good Idea:  Being rushed to Rampart by Johnny and Roy in an ambulance.
Bad Idea:  Being run over by an ambulance carrying Johnny and Roy on its way to Rampart.

Good Idea:  Feeding Henry kibble dog food.
Bad Idea:  Feeding Henry Marco's chili, then lighting a match.

Good Idea:  Using a high pressure hose to put out a fire.
Bad Idea:  Using a high pressure hose to put out the cat.

Good Idea:  Chet being the phantom
Bad Idea:  Chet being the phantom to YOU

Good Idea:  Having lunch with Johnny
Bad Idea:  Having Johnny for lunch. (hmmm.....maybe not such a 'bad' idea ;-)

Good Idea: Using the difibulator to jump start a heart.
Bad Idea: Using the difibrlator to jump start your car.

Good Idea: Having Johnny do mouth-to-mouth on you
Bad Idea: Having Henry do mouth-to-mouth on you

Good Idea: Letting a kitty cat into the firehouse
Bad Idea: Letting a tiger cat into the car

Good Idea: Using the fire hose to put out a fire.
Bad Idea: Using the fire hose to wash the car  -or-
Bad Idea: Using the firehose to give your dog a bath.

Good Idea: Using IV w/ D5W to stabilize your patient.
Bad Idea: Using IV w/D5W to auto-water your plants.

Good Idea: Johnny fixing you up after you have been injured
Bad Idea: Johnny fixing your TV

Good Idea: Using a pressure cuff to check your blood pressure.
Bad Idea: Using a pressure cuff to check your car's tire pressure.

Good Idea: Installing a CD Player in your car
Bad Idea: Letting Johnny install a new CD Player in your car.

Good Idea: Having Dr. Early's bed-side manner.
Bad Idea: Having Dr. Early's hair cut.

Good Idea: Chet using the jaws of life to open a wrecked car.
Bad Idea: Chet using the jaws of life to open a can of tuna.

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