This was created with the assistance of the SGAHC newsgroup as a fun little project to help me work through my writer's block on a story I was writing that took place after "The Storm" and "The Eye". It's a little old now, but what the heck.
This page is for entertainment purposes only. Items listed below exist only in cyberspace and in the imagination of Stargate-Atlantis fans. No actual prizes will be awarded. Not meant to infringe on the rights of MGM, sci-fi channel (or anyone else for that matter).
Name that Hurricane!
Stargate Atlantis Betting Pool
| Nomination | Nationality | Name & Occupation | Bet/Stake/Ante |
| The Great White Snark |
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Naomi Pike, Techie |
Fish |
| Hurricane Kolya |
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Mike
Riordan, Gate Tech |
Complete collection of 80s New Wave tunes on iPod |
| Hurricane Sumner |
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Dr Wendy
Jackson, Scientist - Linguistics & Computer Tech. |
All of my Karaoke CDs that I D\loaded onto Ipod so i could drive everyone nuts by singing while I work |
| Hurricane Sora |
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Dr. Christina "Stina" Dencke, Geologist and one of the geeks |
A little coffee plant (yes, it grows coffee beans) which is currently residing in my quarters but will be very popular once we run out of actual coffee |
| Hurricane Bonny (and Hurricane Clyde) since there were two originally |
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Dr. Hannah Gordon-Smith, Anthropologist/ archaeologist and computer technician |
The last packet of chocolate raisins in the galaxy |
| Hurricane Achilles (because the hurricane highlighted the weakness of Atlantis) |
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Jzen Solo, Jumper pilot, historical documentation specialist (ie: librarian) |
Screensaver of Major John Sheppard wearing black t-shirt and fatigues, bag of Oreo's, and a can of Pepsi. |
| Hazel II |
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Storm
Ridgeline, Computer trouble-shooting tech |
One bottle of pure maple syrup |
| Hurricane Anger | [ATHOSIAN] | Merr Tara, Teacher |
Hand-crafted blanket made from the wool of a native animal. |
| Hurricane Anatole |
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Maxine
"Max", Mechanic - I work on the jumpers |
M&Ms |
| Hurricane Elizabeth (meant with utmost respect & affection) |
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Captain
Teresa "Terry" Fraser, Nurse practitioner |
One liter of real maple syrup |
| The Great Swirling Vortex of Cold, Wet Nastiness |
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Lydia
Campanelli, Anthropologist/Cook |
The new dessert I invented using native Pegasus galaxy ingredients, every day for a month, and the dessert will be named after the winner. |
| Hurricane Anubis (a bit of a blowhard, but ultimately not so damaging as was feared) |
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Dr. Wendy
McKay (no relation, and would everyone please stop asking me that?) Xenobotanist |
One of those seedlings team 2 brought back from M93-4XQ, the ones I've been calling cocomocha. Very tasty seedpods, makes a bracing morning drink and/or a barbecue sauce that's just perfect for the duckish things Shep is so fond of... |
| Hurricane Murphy |
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Janice
Heiber, Chemist |
Crocheted afghan |
| Hurricane Alice |
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Ellie
"TJ" Murphy, Dr. Beckett's personal assistant |
Access
to the secret spy-hole into the guys locker room and showers, believe me
that view is priceless!! And as a bonus, a complimentary DVD of all the
'highlights' of aforementioned viewing!
[Bet disqualified per order of Sgt. Bates] A month's worth of laundry (for the winner), though I refuse to do any of the guys skivvies & nasty socks, '4-day' rule applies. |
| Hurricanes Butch and Sundance (since they were actually two storms that came together to make a grand old mess of things) |
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Dr.
Daria Peterson, Civilian - Anthropologist/Linguist |
Hand
crafted afghan crocheted from yarns provided by the Athosian women for just
a few lessons of how to crochet. |
| Hurricane Kavanagh (because he's full of hot air) | [WITHHELD] | Name withheld upon request (Are you kidding me? Kavanagh would make my life a living hell!) | Three cases of peanut butter |
| The Obliterator |
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Rose Carey, Botanist |
Two handcrafted bumper stickers ("My other car is a puddle jumper" and "Wraith suck") |
| Hurricane Bohr Dirac |
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Dr. Leigh
Deveraux, Physicist |
Handcrafted tee shirts, the first with "If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyhow" on it, and the second with "If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something" on the front - my prize possessions on Atlantis. |
| Hurricane Evil Knieval |
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Dr.
Ann Soto, Anthropologist |
Three bags of chocolate covered espresso beans |
| Hurricane Samantha (to honour Rodney's stormy non-relationship w/ Dr Sam Carter) |
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Myfanwy
Hochleitner, Dentist |
A whole box of Whittard's wonderful Indian Spiced Chai tea bags |
| Hurricane O`Neil |
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Aki Kanos, Underwater Engineer |
A Box of fine cigars made from seagrass. |
| Hurricane Amphitrite (wife of King Poseidon/ Roman God of the Sea) |
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Dr. Minnie Ziegler
, Linguist/Speech pathologist |
50 year old Scotch that I snagged from my Da before shipping out. Aye, there's no finer whiskey this side of the gate. |
| The Wraith (after all it did almost destroy atlantis) | [REBEL JAFFA] | shak-nar | Complete series of The Simpsons (up to the time we left of course) |
| Hurricane Hugo |
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Amy | Half my secret stash of snicker bars, because everyone likes a snicker every now and then, don't they? |
| Hurricane Steve (cause he's haunting us, I swear I saw a Wraith the other day and I know that cannot be) |
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Kira Blauw, Administrator & Archivist (yes you have those to here, did you never noticed how neatly all the paperwork is?? BTW you still haven't filed your Af5's yet) |
A bottle of real dutch "Groninger Jenever" and a pound of real dutch "Gouda" cheese. (BTW don't mention the cheese to McKay, because he'd steel it for one of his sandwiches) |
| Hurricane Baal (that boy ain't nothing but trouble!) | [ASGAARD] | Princess
Philaedrion of the Royal House of An, Orion Galaxy, Ambassador of the Asgaard |
An evening with the princess! |
| Hurricane Chewbacca (because the storm was as big and wild as the wookie) |
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Crewman
H.H. Demonas, Chefs Cook 4th assistant |
A bag of
the Dutch finest Weed
[Bet disqualified per order of Sgt. Bates] A dozen bottle of Heineken Beer, and a dozen of rel dutch Stroopwaffels |
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Hurricanes Cain and Abel |
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Ellie
(Piglet-don't ask) Pember, Combat communications specialist with the Air Force, and on the side, I trade in everything. If you need it, I have it! Just ask. |
I am betting 1 qt of Spunky Monkey ice cream, 1 jar of hot fudge, 1 jar of cherries, and 1 can of cool whip...all in pristine condition. The major is extra! |
| Hurricane Gene (It looks like a Fire Breathing Dragon) |
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Lt. Koyak, Upholding the law |
All the red lollypopsickels in the Pegasus Galaxy |
| Hurricane Alpha (cos its the first one we have had) |
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Angela
White, Laboratory Administrator (I coordinate personnel & duties in the blue sector laboratories.) |
My secret stash of Coffee. I have all sorts of blends... yum yum. |
| Hurricane DeLorean (need that 1.21 jiggawatts of power) |
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Doc Fred, veterinarian/specialty epidemiology |
1 liter Bacardi rum (packaged as 1 liter "saline" bag) |
| Hurricane Acastus |
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Dr.
Danielle Farrell, Archaeologist |
One quart of strawberry ice cream |
| Hurricane Impending Doom |
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Clara
Stevenson, Psychologist/Counselor's assistant |
2 bars of 70% cocoa Dark Lindt Chocolate |
| Cyclone Apoptosis (genetically programmed death - seemed appropriate :-) |
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Lauren
Hamilton, Microbiologist |
Pirated copies of the the first seven seasons of Wormhole X-treme |
| Screwage Typhoon |
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Jimmy
Armstrong, Security |
Authentic autographed Metallica poster ^_^ wee!! |
| Hurricane Klingon |
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Dr. Kelly
O'Leary, Linguist and Archaeologist |
The first
three seasons of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, and a pint of Irish Whiskey |
| Hurricane magpie (equals bad luck) |
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Lottie
Hare, Pharmacist |
An unlimited supply of my special cure for hangovers (well until supplies run dangerously low) and photo printer paper (for those drunken nights) |
| Hurricane Odysseus |
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Dr. Edria
M. Smith M.D., 2IC To Carson |
A DVD of all the important people in Atlantis (Weir, Shepard, Bates, Kavanagh, Beckett and more) and their 'bad' moments (Cursing, losing fights with girls and/or botanists and kilt included) as well as some oranges in honor of McKay having not cried (too much) whist his arm was bandaged |